Sunday, December 30, 2012

my favorite films this year

I often feel like there is a disconnect between the 'best' films of the year and 'favorite' films of the year. There are always very fine movies that get a lot of attention and are extremely well crafted etc and deserve to be praised. However, as it is often said about beauty, it is all about the beholder's eyes. So for this beholder, there is one thing about a 'favorite' movie that stands out about all others and that is the advocacy thing. As in, I loved this movie so much that I feel it is important to be an advocate for it, tell people about it, get people to see it etc. So with some of my favorites this year, that is absolutely the case, starting with the tie at the number one spot. 

I also think it is important to note that there are a heap of films I've yet to have the chance to see. This frustrates me. But, you go with what you've got. Some films still on the to-do list include: The Hunter, The Grey, Compliance, Lincoln, Argo, The Master, Zero Dark Thirty, Holy Motors, Looper, Beauty is Embarrassing, Hitchcock, Cloud Atlas, Hobbit, Flight, How to Survive a Plague, The Last Will & Testament of Rosalind Leigh, The Conspiracy (Aaron Poole), Dread, The Dead, Resolution, Livid, Sinister and I'm sure, a pile more.

Lastly, I wanted to list out a bunch of films I liked but didn't make the final list: Thin Ice, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Loved Ones, Bernie, Silent House, Ted, Extraterrestrial, God Bless America, Tall Man, Chronicle, Take Shelter, Juan of the Dead, Rec 3, Some Guy Who Kills People, The Aggression Scale and many many many more. 

So here it goes...
20. The Sound of My Voice
I've been really struggling with this spot, as there were a few movies I quite liked that I could have included. However, I got to thinking about the glue factor when it comes to movies. As in, how much did it stick on you? For me, I've yet to be able to shake The Sound Of My Voice since I saw it and I figure that may say a lot for the film as a whole. This is the second feature length film from Brit Marling (Another Earth) which, again, deals with its subject matter in an obtuse and grey area kind of way. The story surrounds two fledgling investigative journalists who set about trying to expose a growing religious cult in Los Angeles that surrounds a mysterious woman (Marling) who claims to be from the future. Their attempts to expose her as a fraud and the slow building of multiple potential outcomes and answers really doesn't amount to anything clear as you head toward the conclusion but, at least for me, it was the strength of the story, not the weakness. If it gave you the clear second act clue that nailed it all down 100%, the real impact of the ending and the ramifications of it wouldn't be truly felt. Marling should keep going in this vein because the work is strong and engaging and really really interesting. 

19. Rabies (Kalevet - Israel)
Rabies is one of the first, if not the first Israeli slasher/horror film out in the world. From what I can ascertain, the government plays a key role in the development and licensing of movies there and I guess they aren't high on horror movies. It is unfortunate because Rabies is a taught, well done slasher movie that takes the 'breakdown' substructure and does it much better than the lion's share of American ones I've seen over the past few years. 'Breakdown' refers to the type of scary movie where a person or persons get stranded someplace en route to somewhere else and have to contend with all manner of badness that might be after them. This film intertwines the plights of people already in a wooded area, four people traveling through and past the area and people who won't show up until later. Now I think there was a translation issue with the name, because as near as I can tell, it more refers to going nuts or mad and not straight rabies as a disease. Regardless, it is a remarkably tense film that never really lets on as to what it will do next, what the real threat is and who might make it. Ultimately, it is not an unseen monster in the woods but the very visible monsters of desperation and human nature that do the most harm. 



18. Sleepwalk With Me -
This is a charming and funny autobiographical account of a comedian's slow rise to success amidst a struggling relationship, a screwy family, adult demands and a growing sleep issue that seems to put him in greater danger the more stress he builds up during the day. Mike Birbiglia is an absolute wonder of a comedian, part Bill Cosby, part Mitch Hedburg but really original and sincere and I think it is this grounded, human quality that really sells his story. You feel for him and care about the outcome as it slowly comes to a head. The film itself is finely crafted and well paced overall and tells the story of this sleepwalking man in an accessible and sweet way. Bravo to producer Ira Glass and Birbiglia himself for creating this film and getting it out into the world.

17. Killer Joe
When you have a catalog as varied as William Friedkin's is (Bug, The French Connection, The Exorcist, To Live and Die In LA, Jade) you never really know what to expect. I admire his style of storytelling - kind of a combination of muted calm and balls out nuttyness. So it is with this in mind that I very cautiously recommend Killer Joe. Not because it isn't good (it is really great), but because it is an absolutely lurid, sleazy tale of crime and meanness and stupidity that shocks you in every way you can think of, and a couple more after that. The story surrounds a father and son in a bad spot and owing money to a drug dealer/crime guy. They decide to hire a killer to dispatch the boys' mother to collect her life insurance policy to pay off the debt. The hired killer (a brilliant, terrible Matthew McConaughey) quickly gets his hooks into the family and the result of one bad decision after another is an even worse outcome seems completely out of left field and totally expected at the same time. Thomas Hayden Church, Emile Hirsch, Gina Girshon and Juno Temple all do wonderfully in this grand but very hard-to-recommend-to-anyone-you-don't-want-to-offend-after -the-fact film.

16. Sleep Tight (Mientras duermes - Spain)
Oh good gracious lord this movie is creepy. I mean, like really unsettling, skin crawlingly unpleasant. And that is a very good thing. Sleep Tight, directed by Jaume Balaguero' is the story of an apartment manager, Cesar, who makes it his life's mission to make the lives of his tenants uncomfortable. This comes in the form of invading their homes in their sleep or when they are away and doing all manner of inappropriate things. This invasion gives him power and control and he seems to relish is the unseen overlord role. He fixates on a particular female tenant and his grip on reality and handle on controlling himself becomes slowly unraveled as he becomes more and more unglued. The tension is super high and the feel of being helpless in a situation you assumed safe is something we all can relate to in some form or other. Thrilling and yech-y, Sleep Tight is best seen in its original Spanish before someone decides to screw it up and remake it in English. 

15. Best Exotic Marigold Hotel -
While many things on my list are chock full of special effects, murderers, monsters and all else, Best Exotic Marigold Hotel has none of those. Save for an alien attack. Well no, no alien attack either. What it is about this film that makes it so special is not the lack of big effects and all that jazz, but the inclusion of very honest and real portraits of people in the latter parts of their lives and the closing of many books long since abandoned. The hotel serves as an oasis of dignity for these people, or at least it seems like in the brochure. The reality is less than ideal and the shortcomings of the hotel, the manager and of each of the guests is unraveled in a sweet and gentle way - never forcing the viewer to feel one way or the other about any part of it. This is the real success of it, that lack of manipulation of not only the viewer but the characters in the story, that give it its true beauty and heart. 

14. Seven Phychopaths -

In his previous work, In Bruges, Martin McDonagh took a smattering of strange crooks and killers and put them in a blender of weirdness and produced a profoundly odd crime story about, well, I don't 100% know what it was about, but I do know I loved it. With Seven Psychopaths, McDonagh takes a struggling writer (Farrell) and puts him in a quagmire of strange and dangerous men, dog thieves, potentially serial killing best friends, Tom Waits and a bunny rabbit and many other oddities that results in a profoundly screwy meandering around the moral edges of writer's block and grander themes about retribution and loyalty. It is a bit violent at parts (well, a lot violent) and a little draggy in others but on the whole is a uniquely funny and screwy tale most enjoyed by those of us with a darker sense of humor. 

13. Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry -
The third documentary on my list this year is the story of controversial Chinese artist Ai: Weiwei that runs the gambit between his designing the arena for the Beijing Olympics in 2008 to later being detained by the government and near constantly screwed with because of his attitudes and his work directed at their brutal and corrupt practices. It is an interesting profile of a vastly complicated person, crafted in a caring but impartial way. This is important because I think if the film only took his side and whitewashed his often brash and rude approaches, it wouldn't have felt as authentic. Instead, you get an honest portrait of a creative master and all the more human imperfections that make him who he is and his work that much more important. 


12. The Revenant - 

One of the greater crimes in the movie world is the huge amount of good work that takes for freaking ever to get a chance at an audience. Whether this is a funding issue or a distribution problem, whatever, it sucks that the world is chock full of original content that has to fight so hard to be seen. Such is the case with The Revenant, a film that sat dormant for a good chunk of time (three years or more, save for a few festival showings here and there) before getting a chance at an actual theatrical release that I got to go to this year. It tells the story of a soldier killed in an ambush who finds himself back alive and awake in his coffin back home. He makes his way back to his house and to his very startled best friend who start to work out what the hell is happening or happened to him. His need for blood (not a damned vampire, more the true definition of a revenant) becomes too much and, with the help of his goofy and all together nutty friend, they set about getting food and/or stopping bad guys. This quickly unravels and becomes a cat and mouse game with both his condition and those around him and becomes a much larger musing on that nature of death and rebirth in the face of human cruelty and desires. With its micro budget, don't expect big flashy effects, but do watch for the eye of a director who really knows what the hell he is doing. Scenes like the feeding sequence in the back of the car (you'll know what I mean when you see it) and the convenience store shooting are just so perfectly crafted, you forget you're watching a first feature from an unknown quantity. NOT NOT for the faint of heart, but, is a wholly original and marvelous film I feel lucky to have discovered and greatly enjoyed. 

11. This is 40

Much like Ti West, Judd Apatow is the man. Much like Tarantino, Apatow becomes very enveloped in his work and could do by a bit of tightening up (as Alan Tudyk said in this film's predecessor, Knocked Up). That said, This is 40 is masterful in its unraveling of the family dynamic, of growing older, of love and distrust intertwined and of the motivations of life as it relates to those you love. He handles this with such charm and fun that when the hammer lowers in raw scenes of real human emotion at different points, it never feels forced or fake. The dynamic between Paul Rudd and the wonderful Leslie Mann is remarkable and the overall ensemble is great. Funny, sad and lovely, This is 40 is more of what is right about comedy than most anything else I can think of coming out this year. Kudos to Apatow and crew for a glowing success of a film.


9. Tie - Paranorman/Frankenweenie
Somehow or other, there ended up being three, count em, three horror-themed children's movies this year in Paranorman, Frankenweenie and Hotel Transylvania. I kind of went into them expecting to love the first two and abjectly hate the third one. While that didn't happen (it was okay), I did absolutely fall in love with Paranorman and Frankenweenie but for very different reasons:

Paranorman
This film, produced by Laika Studios (same people behind Coraline) is a stop motion marvel that tells the story of Norman, an outcast little boy who can see the dead. Or more accurately, their spirits floating around town. His town, by the way, celebrates their witch killing history in the form of a lot of tourist centric stuff and yearly festivals and plays at the elementary school. Anyway, the story unfolds as he becomes confronted with the challenge of dealing with his 'gift' as it relates to dealing with zombies coming out of the ground and a vengeful spirit tied to the town's sorted past. He also has to contend with his ditsy but well meaning sister, confused parents, a goofball of a sidekick whole really wants a friend and many other oddball characters. This story isn't earth shattering in the grand scheme of things, but there was something about the sadness of Norman through a chunk of the film that I found so honest and charming and real that I was really taken aback. This is nothing screamed from the rooftops but is instead executed in small, throwaway bits of dialogue and scenes that really tug at the heart in a sincere and not manipulative way. Like Frankenweenie, Paranorman treats children who are different as not being people who have to be fixed to be happy, not as missing the bigger picture that everyone else gets, but as valuable people just as they are. Norman's hopeful melancholy is who he is and, in a truly lovely way, the film rewards that. 
Frankenweenie - 

If the price of Tim Burton creating wonderful, small films like Franknenweenie is doing overwrought money machines like Alice in Wonderland, then that is okay by me. His creative touch is most fully realized when he produces stop motion work like Nightmare Before Christmas or Corpse Bride or when he has the strength of a beautiful story like Edward Scissorhands. Frankenweenie is a 'remake' of his 80's short film of the same name about a boy who loses his best friend (his dog) and through (mad) science is able to bring him back to life. The boy, Victor, is a sensitive and charming boy who has to deal headlong with the concept of mortality. As you would expect from a child, he denies this initially. He uses his smarts to breathe life back into Sparky in a way that doesn't seem creepy (I know) but instead heartfelt and sweet. Very soon, this scientific achievement is discovered and treated badly by his schoolmates which creates a series of terrible re-animations that threaten the town. Victor must orchestrate a way to defeat this army of creatures and get things back to normal. In this, the film operates as a standard action fare type of deal with a lot of humor and fun sequences that reference the full spectrum of creature features dating back to the 50s and more modern stuff like ParaNorman did so well. The resolution of this, however, is very emotional and real as Victor must again face the issue of mortality as it relates to his beloved dog. To me, this was a very brave thing to tackle in a children's movie and is done with a good bit of grace and softness. On the whole, Frankenweenie deals with death and loss in equal parts funny and sad moments and teaches a valuable lesson about growing up in the face of very adult issues. I wish more people had seen this in the theatres, but, I guess in the longview of things, it'll live on for many years as a hidden gem to be discovered and cherished, not unlike The Iron Giant. 

8. The Innkeepers - 




Director Ti West falls into a category of people I would refer to as 'the man.' Used in a sentence, 'You know, director Ti West is the man.' His thoroughly unhinging work in House Of The Devil a few years ago pretty much cemented that and now with The Innkeepers, they've cut the ribbon for the dedication ceremony. The man, it is. 
The Innkeepers tells the story of two employees of the Yankee Peddler Hotel, a beautiful but dying stately old place in the northeast that is on its last legs and last weekend before closing and their goal of proving it is haunted to try to keep it going (or make some quick cash). The employees (played by Pat Healy and Sara Paxton) trade shifts day/night and trade off with basic video equipment to try to record some evidence of haunting. A collection of a couple odd guests and the profoundly lovely-and-at-the-same-time creepy hotel set the stage for the scary events to follow as the weekend unfolds. This tension builds slowly (as with House of the Devil) and once you've hit a fevered pitch toward the end of the film you don't really realize how you got there, just that the hairs on the back of your neck are doing the wave and you've dug your fingernails an unhealthy depth into your legs. This is the master skill of Ti West's directorial style, he sneaks up on you not with cheap jumps (except for one, done more for the laugh of it) and all that crap, but with true, unnerving atmosphere building that treats the story and the viewer with respect. Very much look forward to his next thing and the next thing after that. 

7. Moonrise Kingdom

Wes Anderson is a director who has one of more fully defined styles of anyone working in film today. Good or bad, his touch is very visible in everything he does and can be seen even back to his early early work, starting with Bottle Rocket. Most of the time, this is enjoyable and has a charm all its own. Other times, it becomes a crutch of style over substance (see, Burton, Tim in most of his recent live action films) and becomes a lot like work to get through. But by and large, Anderson manages this well and produces consistently charming and lovely work, most recently with The Fantastic Mr. Fox and now with Moonrise Kingdom. 
Moonrise Kingdom tells a pretty basic story about growing up, discovering the opposite sex and owning the peculiarities of what it is to be an individual. This is illustrated in the lives of oddball adults Bruce Willis, Frances McDormand, Bill Murray, Ed Norton and Jason Schwartzman and in a herd of children in and around their lives and the summer camp at the center of the film. The other thing at the center of the film is that of innocence and love as a virtuous goal above all others. Not knowing what to do with it is another matter, but the journey of it is the beauty of this film and to talk more about the odd turns of the plot would be a disservice to the film as a whole. Go spend some time with this collection of goofballs, it's good for the heart. 

6. The Avengers

Alright Joss Whedon, I'd really appreciate it if you cranked out some crap. Maybe not abject crap, just something below average when it comes to overall quality. Because at this rate, you've kept this Charlie in a perpetual state of fanboydom and I don't like it. From Buffy to Dr. Horrible to Firefly to Cabin to The Avengers, well, you just need to quit it. Sheesh. 

The Avengers is just so damned good when it comes to superhero movies that it's hard to think how comic book ones will be moving forward. The standard is set for smart writing, funny moments, actual investment and emotion, real consequences and amazing effects that don't overtake the humanity of the thing. I think this is the real core of what makes The Avengers so great, the human part of it. Without strong writing and good acting, it becomes a long video game cut scene - neat to look at but not much more. The Avengers, instead, was a satisfying and all together fun as hell standard setting superhero extravaganza that likely won't soon be matched. All the main actors (Downey Jr, Ruffalo, Sam Jackson etc etc etc) are perfect, not a dud among them. And schwarma in a supporting role...just perfect. 

5. Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel -

Technically, this had screenings at a few festivals in 2011 but the first realistic chance I had to see it was this year, so, this year it is. I don't know if I can 100% accurately describe the joy and giddiness I felt watching this documentary - it was as if the 10 year old me, the 19 year old me, the 25 year old me and the 34 year old me all got to hang out together and talk about our shared love of crazy monster movies from the different perspectives of age. The documentary lays out the career path of Roger Corman from his humble background to the bevy of very famous people (including Jack Nicholson, Ron Howard, Sandra Bullock, Dennis Hopper etc etc ) that got their start with him, to the wide array of sometimes crazy - sometimes wonderful projects he did, to his guerrilla style of film making to who he is as a person. It never lingers too much on one thing and, instead, gives each area of subject matter the right weight and attention.

This is important when it comes to the possible universal appeal of a documentary about a very specific field of subject matter. If you don't bring the microscope out a bit, those who aren't fans or appreciators may lose interest in it on the whole. Documentaries like Not Quite Hollywood (about Australian exploitation cinema) or Eames (about Charles and Rey Eames - designers of furniture and art) really hit like a laser on the subject at hand and while they are both quite great, I don't think a casual observer would get as much out of them as the filmmakers might hope. With Corman's World, this is not an issue and even the most passive of interested parties can learn a ton about who the man is and what he has done in his own career and in the world of fimmaking as a whole. This, I think, is why this film is so special and deserves to be seen by just about anyone with interest in film, creative process or can just appreciate an American legend with a bit of a rebel's streak.

4. Django Unchained -

Brian Collins (reviewer, writer and all together pile of talent) recently noted on Twitter that he hopes to be dead before QT (Quentin Tarantino) makes a bad movie. I tend to agree - it seems like the man, when handling the reins directly, is just so damned skilled it is hard to see him taking a nosedive when it comes to directing a feature. Now some of the 'Tarantino presents..." type stuff is a little touch and go, but when you have him in the director's chair, you have yourself a master at work. 
Having said all that, masters tend to really wrap themselves in their work and often could use a voice or two in their ear that helps refine what they are doing. While I absolutely loved Django Unchained, I could see where cutting some fat here and there would really have honed it in more. But that is okay - the fat parts are good too. So I guess the takeaway here is that, refined or not, honed or not, Tarantino still makes a hell of a movie. 

The story is pretty simple, a German bounty hunter (played by a spirited Christoph Waltz - reminded me of Alec Guinness in Kind Hearts & Coronets) tracks down a slave (Django - played brilliantly by Jaime Foxx) to aid him in finding the Brittle brothers, wanted for murder, robbery etc. DJango is the only person who could identify them by sight and with his help, the bounty hunter can collect the sizeable reward. In doing this, DJango gets his freedom and through this, ends up telling the German his story about losing his wife Broomhilda (played by Kerry Washington) and his quest to save her. They team up as bounty hunters through the winter, all the while inching ever closer to getting Django's wife back. This leads them to Candieland, a plantation run by an evil idiot played incredibly well by Leo DeCaprio and an even more evil Sam Jackson as the house manager. Things escalate from there and become very bloody, very often. This movie, for all its brilliance, is NOT for the faint of heart. The brutality of the violence, the vividness of the cruelty of slavery and bloodsport and the dark side effects of killing for money all splash across the screen with disgusting clarity. Appearances by the original Django from the 60s films (Franco Nero) and Tom Savini (!!!) are great among many other pop-ups, music is grand, all together an unforgettable film - fits perfectly in the rest of QT's catalog.

As a final note, screw Spike Lee. Million dollar directing talent, ten cent head.

3. Cabin in the Woods -
Since walking out of Django Unchained yesterday afternoon, I've been vacillating between it and Cabin in the Woods as being more of a favorite behind American Scream and Absentia. I think I've settled on Cabin ahead of Django but by a very thin margin. This is to not take anything away from Cabin in the Woods at all - it is a freaking awesome film. I recognize that it isn't going to be in many people's strike zone, but that's okay. If you're a genre' film nut like me, this was just the absolute best way to spend a couple hours in a theatre. Now, if I were Rex Reed, I'd start abjectly making shit up about what happens in the film, or, if I was some bitter schmuck who likes to ruin things for other people I'd lay out the whole of the plot. However, even though its out on DVD and the plot is more widely known, I still can't bring myself to reveal the bulk of what makes this movie so damned good. The framework is the standard grouping of young types headed out for a vacation in the woods and what generally happens to said groupings in horror movies, but, it is far far beyond that. It is so smartly written and clever without being smartass or snarky, it is fun and thrilling and does the fourth wall dance in such a clever way that it is near impossible to find something to compare it to. Sufficed to say, Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard hit the ball out of the park and have deconstructed the horror genre' in a way that is unique and caring and all together badass. Love this film. 











1 Tie - The American Scream / Absentia
When trying to figure out my favorite movie this year, it came down to the battle between the heart and the head. My heart says "The American Scream" and my head says "Absentia" - so rather than create a full scale civil war in my own body, I thought I should put them both #1.

Absentia -

I said earlier this year that this film is frustrating because it absolutely deserves a larger audience. I remain frustrated about this. After seeing quite a few overblown films this year, stuff saturated with lousy effects and/or no damned script, I come back to a film like Absentia as what the gold standard should be for independent filmmaking, especially of the scary kind. The story is of two sisters, a pregnant Tricia (Courtney Palm) and wayward soul Callie (Katie Parker) reuniting over a traumatic event. Tricia's husband Daniel (played remarkably well by Morgan Peter Brown) has been missing for seven years. Callie arrives to help Tricia through the process of declaring her husband dead by absentia and is confronted by the dumb mistakes of her past and their effect on her relationship with her sister as well as her sister being pregnant by the detective that worked her husband's missing person case. Haunting and terrifying visions of Tricia's missing husband start happening as they grow closer to packing the house up and signing all the paperwork. While these are happening, strange goings on surrounding a nearby tunnel startle and confuse Callie and suggest that something more sinister might be going on. Things continue to amp up and a series of scary events and nerve wrangling things twist and turn to bring what happened to Daniel and what is happening to all of them now to a head.

I wrote before that: ...none of this works without the fully realized relationships the characters have and the care we as the audience have for them. The suspense of the final act is greater because of the investment the viewer has and as everything falls into place and it all comes together, the tragedy of it is felt more honestly and fully. I cannot say enough how much the craft of this film and the work put into the ground level of it makes the whole of the rest of it that much better...none of the emotional and tragic turns the story takes would mean a whole lot without it. Mike Flanagan, Morgan Peter Brown and company have made what I consider to be a unique and wholly remarkable film that I absolutely consider to be an excellent example of how to bring elements of drama and horror together to craft a near perfect story of loss and change in the face of unseen dangers.


The American Scream -
Somehow or other, I ended up with three of my favorite films being documentaries this year. Sadly, I doubt any of them will make it to Oscar night and that stinks. The American Scream was produced by the same folks who did Best Worst Movie about the making of a film which is widely regarded as one of the worst movies ever (Troll 2). That film really got to the heart of what it is to be a fan, to have fans and to exist in a secondary world on the fringes. If you've not seen it, go fix that soon. For The American Scream, the focus is not on actors or filmmakers, but instead on three families in a small Massachusetts town that hold Halloween and haunted houses in very high esteem. So much so that prepping and planning stretches year round and manifests itself in both positive and negative and sad ways. One family (a father and son) are beholden to their lack of technical skills and limited capacities and are faced with near constant setbacks from their physical and interpersonal limitations. Another family is headed by a strong, working class man who has been confronted with the realities of age and illness and puts a lot of emphasis on Halloween preparation as a way to connect and build memories for he and his family if he suddenly goes. The last family is headed by a formerly religiously oppressed man who has really done a full 180 from his upbringing and fully embraces Halloween, the imagery and the drive to constantly improve every aspect of it every year much to the strain of his family and friends. He struggles with a thankless tech job and the demands of supporting a family with this intense passion for 'home haunting' and wanting to 'go pro' regardless of being somewhat tone deaf to the needs of his kids and wife. In all these stories, there is a greater feeling of what it means to support those you love through everything. This film doesn't smack you over the head with this, but it is the undercurrent. Like any great documentary, it becomes less about the subject matter and more about a larger theme and with The American Scream, the ideals of caring, support, family and passion for life are illustrated in a gentle, charming and all together wonderful way.






Monday, December 24, 2012

Ten off-kilter Christmas movies


There are many Christmas films that people make an annual point of re-watching. Many of these are good films; enjoyable and emotionally touching or generally fun. Christmas Story, the original animated Grinch film, the original Miracle on 34th Street (not the bastardized/colorized version), Bells of St. Marys, Muppet Christmas Carol, Scrooged, It's a Wonderful Life, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation etc etc etc. Fine. I enjoy all of these. I do, however, also enjoy a yearly docket of slightly off kilter Christmas films that range from the horror genre' to the screwy-beyond-all-reason genre'. This brings me immeasurable joy year after year as I revel in being in a minority of people that need a little balance with all this holiday cheer floating around. Call it an antidote to commercialism madness, call it a bit of a dark humor streak, call it what you want. I couldn't call it a Christmas season with including most of these wonderful films:



Die Hard (1988)
Starring: Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia
Format viewed: VHS - own collection
Directed by: John McTiernan

There are few things that say 'Christmas spirit' like Bruce Willis as New York cop John McClane thwarting a group of economic terrorist types headed by none other that Snape himself, Mr. Alan Rickman. M, during Christmas. McClane is out in Los Angeles to meet up with and try to reconcile with his estranged wife (played by Bonnie Bedelia) whose company is, that same evening, beset upon by a group trying to steal a mess ton of bank bearer bonds and are okay with killing a bunch of people in the process. He'll have none of that and systematically tears the crooks apart with plenty of humor and smarts and just all around bad-assed-ness. 'Ho Ho Ho' takes on a new meaning and Willis cements himself as the best rough-edged good guy around is this classic of modern action greatness.



Gremlins (1984)
Starring: Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Hoyt Axton, Corey Feldman
Format viewed: VHS - own collection
Directed by: Joe Dante

Oh I so dearly love this movie. There is something just timeless about taking the joy of small town American Christmas and mixing in an army of foul tempered, mean spirited little monsters...not unlike the line to see Santa at the mall. The film centers around Billy (Zach Galligan) whose traveling salesman/inventor father (played beautifully by Hoyt Axton) on the tail end of another trip stumbles upon a curio shop run by an old Chinese man and discovers a small creature called a mogwai who he wants to buy for Billy as a present. He's only able to get the creature after the shop owners grandson sneaks him out but lets him go only after explaining the three rules: don't get him wet, don't feed after midnight and don't expose to sunlight. As we all know (or should, for petessake) this doesn't go as planned and after an accident, Gizmo (what he is named) does get wet, spawns a bunch of new, more mean ones like him and then it all goes to hell. The new ones eat after midnight and become large, scary green scaly monsters hell bent on all manner of destruction in their small town of Kingston Falls. The widespread havoc ranges from funny (movie theatre scene) to downright scary (school lab, old lady's house) and Billy and company have all they can handle to stop them.

One of the primary reasons I love this movie is the sharp critique against the conventions of rampant materialism that cloud the simpler, better meanings of the holiday. It doesn't bang you over the head but it is there. The other reason is, in the face of this, they marketed the hell out of the movie at the time with toys and posters and tons of other stuff, but really only focused the attention on Gizmo the cute, fuzzy thing and it being an adventure type film. With Joe Dante directing (The Howling, Piranha), you know that isn't going to be all there is and so scores of suburban mothers had to drag their children out of theatres once things went full board into dark comedy/horror territory. This makes me happy. I love the idea that they walked voluntarily into this kind of cinematic trap but missed the point of why it happened in the first place. Love it love it.


Black Christmas (1974)
Starring: Margot Kidder, Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, John Saxon
Format viewed: 
Screening - Alamo Drafthouse (Quentin Tarantino's 35mm print!!!!) 
VHS - own collection
Directed by: Bob Clark

Okay okay okay, I know, this one carries a lot of noise when it comes to controversy. However, if I was to talk about said controversy surrounding the story, I'd give away one of the prime reasons this film is one of the better horror movies ever (and very influential). All I will say is that, as Americans, we crave closed ended stories and this doesn't give you that. That is about all I can do, ethically. Another thing, this one is directed by Bob Clark who also directed the much beloved A Christmas Story. Yes, that one - Ralphie and the bunny outfit and the bee bee gun and the whole bit. Same guy. Amazing, huh?

This film centers around a sorority house during Christmas that is beset upon by a killer we don't see. He sneaks into the house via the trellis and hides out in the attic. Part of this is done in first person perspective and sets the stage for the creepyness that follows. That perspective was pretty much unheard of in scary films and was much much copied after the fact. Bob Clark was an innovator, that simple. Okay, so our killer terrorizes the inhabitants of the sorority house by making crank phone calls and rambling on in increasingly strange ways. He works his way through the residents one by one, picking them off when alone and venerable, starting with the stick-in-the-mud character. Clark references back to this first death often and in very unsettling ways. This keeps the tension very high through the whole thing because you never really know when he'll strike and you also don't know who it is (as we don't see him). The cast is led by a brilliant, boozy performance by Margot Kidder as Barb and Olivia Hussey as Jess as the 'final girl' before such a thing existed. The outcry against the imagery (cutting between a group of carolers singing and a character being killed elsewhere at the same time, for one example) and overall tone of the film defiling Christmas was amusing to me. The Christmas part of things is just one small part of the story as a whole. I wish I didn't care and would just lay out all the reasons why this movie is incredible and give it all away but that would just be mean. I guess you could go ruin it for yourself researching online but I don't think that is a good idea. If you have the stomach for it (and others on this list), this is a great, profoundly screwed up way to spend a holiday evening.
((By the way, the very bloody remake, done in 2006, wasn't bad per se, it just wasn't at atmospherically creepy as the original. Subtle scare and building tension are better than full board grossness sometimes. Plus it is weird to think of the actress that played Buffy's little sister as all grown up in any and all meanings of the phrase...))


Ice Harvest (2005)
Starring: John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, Connie Nielsen, Oliver Platt, Randy Quaid
Format viewed: DVD - own collection
Directed by: Harold Ramis

When someone asks me what Christmas movies are my favorites, I almost always start with this one. Criminally, this is a film not many people saw when it came out and not many people have seen since. This might have to do with the jet-black sense of humor it displays, or maybe the subject matter itself, but for whatever reason it bums me out that this isn't more universally celebrated.

Anyway, it is a story about two guys (Cusack and Thornton) who hatch a plan to steal two million dollars from a strip club/mob guy (played by Randy Quaid) and get out of Wichita Falls on Christmas Eve. This plan almost immediately goes to hell as they are set upon by an ice storm that makes driving near impossible, mob enforcer guys who are onto them and in town to track them down, a potentially scheming strip club owner Renata (Nielsen), bumbling cops, drunken friends and sour ex-wives, current wives, bitter family members and all manner of other issues. The twists and turns of this comic/noir gem would take forever to lay out so I'll just say that if you enjoy a good crime noir thriller and can take your comedy in the most screwed up of circumstances, then you'll make Ice Harvest a yearly viewing as I do. I really love this one.


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Starring: Tommi Korpela, Per Christian Ellefsen, Jorma Tommila, Peeter Jakobi
Format viewed: DVD - own collection
Directed by: Jalmari Helander

This Finnish film immediately became part of my yearly holiday movie rotation the first time I saw it two years ago at Alamo Drafthouse. It is a little bit Goonies, a little bit Monster Squad and is just wonderful up one side and down the other. The story surrounds a small ranching town near a large mining operation up on a huge mountain. Some strange goings on bring a little boy face to face with the realization that that mining operation might not be looking for precious metals but instead researching a burial site for an ancient evil. What this evil might be is slowly revealed and as is expected, the child is the one leading the clueless adults in a fight for their lives. I feel like it is my duty to tell as little as possible about this Santa origin story, but instead say that this is a wholly fun, funny and enjoyable adventure story that really has no equal. The last 10 minutes or so will absolutely change the way you see Santas in your day to day life around the holidays (not in a bad way at all) and I'm forever grateful to the filmmakers for giving me that gift. Love it love it love it.


Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)
Starring: Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin, Linnea Quigley, Gilmer McCormick
Format viewed: rent DVD - Vulcan
Directed by: Charles Sellier

Much like Black Christmas, Silent Night Deadly Night was hounded by a ton of controversy and outcry's of anger upon its release and for years after the fact. The film's primary crime was by taking the image of Santa Claus and turning it evil by making him a killer. Well, there are a few problems with this. For one, it isn't just a guy dressed as Santa killing people for no reason, there is a lot in the story that leads up to that. For another, he doesn't kill good people for the most part, there is a good and naughty aspect to it that gives his killing spree a bit of morality (yes, a bit of a stretch but it is there). I dunno, I could go on about this but sufficed to say I bristle a little at the moral superiority types who dismiss it from imagery alone. Sigh.

The story centers around a guy who, as a child, sees his parents killed by a murder type guy dressed as Santa. Growing up in an orphanage run by a pretty sadistic nun, the killer develops a screwed up coping mechanism that pushes down his fears and hurt over his parents' death and never allows him to heal. As an adult he is pushed and pushed to the breaking point and once he snaps, he goes full board vengeance to exact revenge against those who've been naughty, ultimately setting sights on the mother superior character back at the orphanage. This was another area the morality police freaked out about as the finale of the movie takes place there with children present etc. Again, if you wanted to avoid all manner of imagery that could potentially offend someone in this instance, you'd have a bunch of people wearing beige robes in a white room playing checkers and no damned story. While the story itself and the blood and horror stuff isn't everyone's cup of tea, I still admire it for the abject meanness in which it operates and the less than cut and dry morality question it asks.

((By the way, the remake which came out this year, just called Silent Night, is pretty enjoyable. Of course, enjoyable is really in the eye of the beholder. It is very bloody and violent and the tie in to the killer's orgin isn't as good as the original, but, if you need a palette cleansing after a long day of fake Christmas cheer brought to you by Macys or Coke or Honda, go find it. It'll clean you right out. Malcom McDowell as the sheriff and Courtney Palm as a victim are highlights))


Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Starring: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Bill McCutcheon, Pia Zadora, Charles Renn
Format viewed: rent DVD - Vulcan
Directed by: Nicholas Webster

So this definitely falls into the category of nutty beyond all reason. The plot, as it were, surrounds a martian family whose children have become overly interested in Santa Claus on Earth via TV programs and the like and decide that the best way to bring the spirit of the holiday to their planet is by kidnapping him. I think. I continue, once they gather the Santa and bring him there, there are some issues with Santa building toys and/or building the wrong ones because of sabotage to the toy machines. One of the martians sympathizes with Santa and starts to act like him....okay, this could go on for awhile, the martians basically adopt the spirit of Christmas and have one of their own become Santa and send the real one and the two earth kids back at the end.

This crazy-ass movie is fun because, primarily, it is so wacka-noodle crazy. It has been sent up on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and is widely regarded as being just terrible, Maybe it is. However, some of the most lousy films can also be the most enjoyable and in the case of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, it certainly is worth having entirely too much fun with yearly.


Jack Frost (1996)
Starring: Christopher Allport, Stephen Mendell, Rob LaBelle, Marsha Clark, Shannon Elizabeth
Format viewed: rent DVD - Vulcan
Directed by: Michael Cooney

- He's chillin' and killin' -

I've tried in the past to watch this one along with 'Thankskilling' and 'Gingerbread Man' as being examples of holiday-themed mutant creature features of the most campy and ridiculous kind. However, until living in Austin, having all these available at any one time from one place has been impossible. No longer, thank you Vulcan video, you're the best. So anyway, this Jack Frost (not to be confused with the Michael Keaton kids one) is just so beyond the pale in terms of being absurd and terrible that it becomes a blast to watch and could be the inspiration for many a drinking game shared with people of a similar bent. So so so, the movie itself, the plot centers around a serial killer, Jack Frost (I know, how convenient, same name as the movie title!) who is being transported to be executed and whose truck crashes into a tanker with genetic material. They presume he's dead as his body disappears but instead, he becomes 'reborn' as a snowman and goes to exact revenge on the sheriff who arrested him and anyone else in the immediate area. The snowman himself looks like a demented Burl Ives inspired type jumpsuit and never like an actual snowman, the kills themselves are over the top and goofy and the humor and one liners are just absurd. But that is really part of the fun of it actually, the pun-addled lines are groaners to be sure, but really add to the overall demented charm of it. They tried for this in the Bill Goldberg killer Santa film Santa's Slay, but never really hit the nail on the head, as it were. So bottom line, if you're looking for Troma-esque effects, goofy lines and overall ridiculousness, here is your movie.


Santa vs Satan or Santa Claus (1959)
Starring: Jose Elias Moreno, Armando Arriola, Cesareo Quezadas
Format viewed: rent DVD - Vulcan
Directed by: Rene Cardona (original Spanish), Gordon Murray/Ken Smith (English dubbed)

I've seen this crazy bit of holiday cheer in three different formats, in the original Spanish language at screening at Alamo Drafthouse, the dubbed English version on DVD and lampooned on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I say this because no matter which version it is, it retains its wacky charm and universal themes of the excitement of Christmas for children and the less than wholesome forces that try to co-opt said excitement. All I'll really say about the plot is that it centers around Santa being attacked by a demon sent by the devil to kill Santa and turn the children of the world evil by turning against Santa. That is basically it in a nutshell. Santa lives in outer space and visits earth for Christmas and gets help from Merlin the wizard and, ah well, it is basically pointless to go through the whole of the story here - rest assured, if you're throwing a holiday party and want something on in the background chock full of nutty images and laugh inducing scenes (even without volume) then stream this on Netflix and have some fun. Ultimately, this is one of the better examples of fun by way of utterly insane storytelling and, amazingly, a larger theme about the true meaning of Christmas. I think.


Christmas Evil (or You Better Watch Out) (1980)
Starring: Jeffrey DeMunn, Brandon Maggart, Dianne Hull
Format viewed: rent DVD - Vulcan
Directed by: Lewis Jackson

I've saved this one for last because it is a special level of demented that, not unlike Silent Night Deadly Night or Black Christmas, is unsettling to say the least. Christmas Evil follows the story of Harry Stadling who, after a traumatic event involving Santa as a child, slowly develops a crazed devotion to the holiday. He works as an adult at a toy factory in a thankless position in middle management after being promoted from the production line. In his spare time, he dresses in Santa's suit in his Christmas saturated apartment and spies on neighborhood children to see who has been naughty or nice. As the film progresses, Harry's physique is frayed little by little from lying co-workers to misbehaving 'friends' and, in the final act that pushes him over the edge, a lying boss who claims to want to donate toys to children as the excuse to increase production but instead only cares about his bottom line. Once this happens, Harry snaps and takes the toys he's been building in his basement and starts delivering them to children and at the same time exacting punishment against those adults who've been bad. Harry's brother Phil (played by The Walking Dead's Jeffrey McMunn) slowly starts to put together what is going on and tries to stop him.

This film has a lot to say about what we claim we believe and what we say we want to do and what it is we actually do. Particularly, in the area of dealing with mental health. It never gets all preachy or anything, but really deconstructs the levels to which a broken mind can be ignored and the after effects. It couples this idea with the aggressive imagery of Christmas and of Santa and how these ideals can come up empty when you really need them most. Over many viewings of this film, I've found a certain charm to Harry that is, well, not nice to admit. I mean, he is a crazed killer after all. But on a basic level, Harry represents a simplification of what Christmas should actually be about, about truly treating people kindly and caring for those closest to you. In this, there is a universal theme that could (or should) be applied to more entertainment around the holidays and less on product placement and large ribbons on cars and all that stuff.

So there you have it, a collection of some seriously off-kilter Christmas movies (many of which you can stream on Netflix) that might add a little cheer to holiday proceedings. At least I hope so.